Umsebenzi kaTchaikovsky noma iphunga lokubhaka ekuseni ngeke lichazwe. Ngendlela efanayo yokutshela ukuthi kunjani ukukhulelwa. Isimo esinjalo okudingayo ukuba ujabulele! Sikunikeza uhlelo lokukhulelwa okujabulisayo nokubeletha - injabulo yowesifazane. Yebo, nxazonke kukhona "abantu abathandekayo" abaningi abahlekisayo endlebeni yakho mayelana nokuthi yimithwalo izinyanga eziyisishiyagalolunye zokulinda. Amazwi abo azwakala iqiniso. Kodwa umbono wabo ungomunye owodwa. Ngakho-ke, baphathe abantu abanjalo ngendlela efanayo nabantu abahlukile ababona kumuntu we-Gioconda kuphela amaphutha, naku-Eiffel Tower - amaphutha okwakhiwa. Yiba ngaphezu kwalokhu futhi ucabange ukuthi nawe manje umyeni wakho ungumfana wakho oyintandokazi (noma intombazane). Indoda encane, emangalisa kakade imikhuba nemikhuba yakhe, okwenze kakade ube ngowesifazane ojabule kakhulu emhlabeni!
Jabulela inkampani
I-interlocutor engabonakaliyo, umlaleli olalelisayo, umlingani, emva kwakho konke, konke okuphathelene nomntwana. Akakhathaleli ukuthi wenzani futhi uzizwa kanjani. Ngitshele ukuthi wenzeni ifilimu entsha yeWoody Allen, noma ndawonye udansa emidlalweni esheshayo ye-Red Hot Chilly Peppers. Ungesabi ukuthi ngeke baqonde. Ingane, njengawe, izokujabulela ukuhamba epakini noma kwasemini ku-cafe (yebo, ekamelweni elingabhemi). Cabanga nje: awusayizizwa unesizungu, ngoba awukwazi ukuhlukaniswa. Futhi inkampani yezimvuthu ayifuni neze ukukhathala ngesikhathi sokukhulelwa! Khuluma nengane ngaso sonke isikhathi. Manje awukwazi ukuphazamisa i-monologue yakho ngisho nasemgwaqweni (endlebeni yezindlebe kusukela ekhanda le-Handsfree - kanti abanye bazocabanga ukuthi ukhuluma efonini). Ayikho izwi lakho elizodlula iziqu!
Yenza izwe libe ngcono
Injabulo yenza amehlo akho agxumeke, avuselele izihlathi zakho, futhi ukumamatheka akuveli emlonyeni wakho. Ngingathini? I-bulb ye-100-watt ibonakala sengathi ilanga elincane liqhathaniswa nokukhanya okuvela kuwe. Abantu bayakubona, bazizwe, futhi bayayithanda! Ngaphambi kwakho, ukunganeliseki kuyanyamalala kubantu, abadlula-ngokumamatheka, nabangane bathi izincomo ... Ngokuzithoba, ngomphefumulo! Amadoda abamba umnyango futhi ahlinzeke ngemigwaqo yomphakathi ngesikhathi sokukhulelwa. Ama-conceptual gloomy ayabingelela futhi abhekane nokuphila kahle. Izwe elikuzungezile liba isithombe esihle, njengomculo we-American musical of the seventies: kukhona ukuhloniphana kokuhlonipha, ububele kanye nokuvumelana jikelele.
Cabanga ngekusasa ngenjabulo
Mhlawumbe, akekho umuntu emhlabeni ongazange azibuze lo mbuzo: "Futhi yini elandelayo?" Ngisho noma umgwaqo wokuphila ubonakala futhi ubonakala iminyaka eminingana ngaphambili, usafuna ukuthola ukuthi uzohola kuphi. Ikusasa lakho linikeze impendulo: i-oasis yenjabulo. Ubani owayengacabanga ukuthi umlenze omncane kumlenze womshini we-ultrasound ungenza umphefumulo uphuthumele ngaphezu kweRenoir yase-Louvre ekuqaleni! Amaphupho ama-rainbow amangazayo, imizwelo emihle, imicabango mayelana nento ephezulu futhi enhle - lawa ngamalungelo omama ozayo.
Memezela abantu abaseduze nawe
I-asphalt enamanzi ngaphansi kokukhanya kwebani iphendukela emgwaqweni we-diamant diamonds. Ngaphambi kwalokho, ubonakala ungaboni ukuthi ukuqhuma kwezinyoni ngaphandle kwewindi kuwumculo othakazelisayo. Bheka eduze futhi ulalele: umhlaba ozungezile uye wacacile. Ochwepheshe bachaza lesi simo ngokushintsha isizinda se-hormonal. Kodwa ake sishiye inkolelo yesayensi yedwa. Konke kulula kakhulu. Manje unenhliziyo emibili, imiphefumulo emibili, okusho ukuthi yonke imizwa iyancipha okungenani kabili. Futhi awukwazi ukungena ngokungahambisani nembali yasentwasahlobo noma ujabulele izinhlobo eziyinqaba zamafu ashisayo. Ukunika ikhamera kanye nesabelomali sezinkulungwane ezimbalwa zamaRandi, mhlawumbe kudutshulwa i-movie "Beautiful" futhi yavula amehlo omuntu ukuthi izinto ezimangalisa kakhulu ezijwayelekile zingaba kanjani (isikhwama sephepha sokudansa emoyeni umkhawulo wobuhle ngesitayela saseMelika, kodwa hhayi emibonweni yakho ).
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Ngaphambili, izibalo zezibalo zazihambisane nokudla kwakho konke? Manje ungakwazi ukukhokhela ukunethezeka ukudla okunye okufunayo (ikakhulukazi ku-trimester yokuqala yokukhulelwa). Ngisho amnandi emanini alinganisiwe avunyelwe (angaphezu kwengxenye yesithathu yenothile ngosuku).
I-Apple-isilimo esidliwayo esinamagatsha anamanzi i-alternative ehlukile kune-champagne, ebhakawa yinhlanzi ye-lemon - ethosiwe ku-batter. Amaqabunga e-lettuce e-Crispy, i-pink veal pulp, ubuhle obuhle be-gravi caviar ngesinkwa - yilokho okusho ukuhlala nokunambitheka! Omunye umzuzwana omuhle - ubusuku bokudla ukudlala okumukelekile wamukelekile! Isigaba!
Thola inzuzo yezitolo
Ingabe ungomunye walabo abacabanga ukuthi ukugijima ezitolo kuyisimiso sesikhathi? Noma mhlawumbe, ngokuphambene nalokho, uhlala ngaphansi kwesiqubulo esithi: "Akusikho usuku ngaphandle kwezinto ezintsha"? Kunoma yikuphi, manje ukuthenga kuzobangela imizwelo emihle. Akunakwenzeka ukuthola umsebenzi ujabulise futhi ujabulise kunokukhetha i-wardrobe yezicucu kanye nemvelo ye-nursery. Amabhola amancane anezithombe ezihlekisayo, izigqoko ezihlelekile nama-overalls. Futhi imibhede ibonakala sengathi yenziwe ngabadwebi abakhulu. Uma ubona kubo, uyaqonda: kulamaphupho amatshingo afika! Uma uhamba phakathi kwamashalofu, uzwa ukuthi ubuyele ebuntwaneni. Kuphela manje umdlalo "kumama-indodakazi" usuke uqobo.
Jabulela ezingeni elisha lobuhlobo
Ingabe ulindele ukuthi othandekayo, ezwa mayelana nokuzaliswa okuzayo, uyozizwa futhi athenge yonke imakethe yembali, futhi nje wamomotheka? Lokhu akusho ukuthi umyeni akajabuli: abantu bangokwemvelo ngokweqile ngokomzwelo. Ungacindezeli othandekayo wakho, ungamhlukumezi ngombuzo: "Awujabuli yini?" Futhi ngisho necala elincane. Ake ngiqaphele ushintsho olwenzekile empilweni yakhe. Khona-ke uzobe usondelene kakhulu nomunye nomunye. Uthando luzozuza ikhwalithi entsha, futhi uzozizwa unakekelwa ngisho nasezintweni ezincane (itiye yase-classic kanye nama-croissants embhedeni kuyaqinisekiswa). Ngokuvamile, nje ujabulele injabulo!
Ngesikhathi sokutshela izindaba ezijabulisayo zokukhulelwa nokubeletha - injabulo yowesifazane? Ungalinda amasonto angu-12. Ngalesi sikhathi, usongo lokuphazamiseka luyabonakala, futhi isisu sakho siyabonakala nakakhulu.
Futhi uma kuba buhlungu? ..
Ungesabi ukwanda okungazelelwe kokudabuka, ukwesaba nokucabanga okukhathazayo. Zivame ukuvela kanye nomqondo wenjabulo futhi zivame ngokuphelele. Ingabe ukwesaba okungaziwa nobuhlungu? Funda kabanzi mayelana nenqubo yokubeletha, funda izincwadi namamagazini, cela imibuzo kudokotela. Khuluma nabangani abaye bazalwa kakade. Ukuqwashisa kuzosiza ukuzola. Kancane kancane uzoyeka ukwesaba ubuhlungu. Emva kwakho konke, uyazi: umzimba wesifazane ufaniswa nokubonakala kwengane ekukhanyeni, futhi imvelo ngokwayo iyosiza. Cabanga ngempi njengabalingani: lokhu kuyisignali sokuqala! Kwabaningi, umcabango wokugcina ukuqonda ukuthi konke kuzophela maduzane futhi ingane emangalisayo izovela.